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● 推荐1:《我想要两颗西柚》,一颗少女心贩卖馆。是对爱的奇思幻想,也是羞答答的表白。

我想要两颗西柚,I want to see you。

这是对爱的奇思幻想,也是羞答答的表白。缘分还未落地生根的年纪,我满脑子都在奇思幻想着你。

《我想要两颗西柚》里装满了少女的纯真与幻想。每篇文章从标题到内容,文思开阔,言辞辛辣,让人脑洞大开,字里行间透着少女的古灵精怪与异想天开。胡辛束用简单有趣的文字,表达出小女生喜怒哀乐的情绪,演绎着一颗少女心对爱与被爱的异想天开;情话的诉说无处不在,更是将她对爱的期待得以淋漓尽致的表白。

● 推荐2:《我想要两颗西柚》,超人气情话小公举“胡辛束”首部爱情随笔集。

胡辛束,一个250000+粉丝的当红大V。她虽然不是科班出身,但毕业后在创新工场和奥美的实习,以及服务过杜蕾斯新媒体的经历,让她真正承继了广告人的衣钵,如今可谓是一个高级文案写手,每篇文章里润物无声的广告植入就要过万。这给了很多刚毕业的大学生直接的指导。即使不是科班出身,只要热爱和勤奋,一样可以成就自我。

胡辛束大学期间创作的《我心中的10%先生》,一经发布,便得到众多年轻人的点赞和共鸣,阅读量更是超过1亿次。后来坚持文字与图画相结合的“辛束一句画”的创作,又俘获很多人的情感共鸣。而《像机器人一样爱你》发布后,更是创造了单篇内容超多300W+的阅读量。

本书是胡辛束首部爱情随笔集。完美收录了《我心中的10%先生》《像机器人一样爱你》等多篇热文,百万读者翘首以盼。

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我想要两颗西柚——I want to see you.这是一本用来交换情绪和情感的书。也是一种优雅表达想念的暗示。更是一个适合送给心上人的美好礼物。
“胡辛束”一个特别的公众号,正如她说“全世界只有不到1%的人关注了胡辛束,你真是个特别的人”一样,这里装满了少女的纯真与幻想。每篇文章从标题到内容,文思开阔,言辞辛辣,让人脑洞大开,字里行间透着少女的古灵精怪与异想天开。
其中,“我心中的10%先生”“我想要两颗西柚”等文发布后,一度成为人人网热议、微博热门话题,并刷爆朋友圈,更有惺惺相惜者以此为个性签名和网络ID。而“像机器人一样爱你”更是创造了300W+的阅读量。
“我想要两颗西柚,I want to see you”,是一本关于亲情、友情、爱情的互联网式诠释与表达。如果你也有一颗少女心,拿起它,心有戚戚然。
在《我想要两颗西柚》中,11个听来的真实故事,或给你意外惊喜,或让你感叹万千,或对你脉脉含情,或使你瞠目结舌。世界之大,人生种种,我们不曾想到的,别人正在经历。而45篇对爱与被爱的奇思幻想,少女变幻莫测的情绪用温暖诗意的文字演绎,像找到同伴,以共鸣疗愈。50余幅“辛束一句画”,则是文字与插画相搭,可谓妙笔生花。
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胡辛束,92年巨蟹座的北京姑娘,写文案的野路子插画师。
大学时期曾在创新工场和奥美实习,毕业后服务过一年杜蕾斯新媒体。
个人微信公众平台曾创造过单篇文章阅读量300w+的纪录。
语言上的流氓,行为上的矮子。
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辑一 爱的奇思幻想
我想要两颗西柚,I want to see you
写给某先生的一封情书
我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起逛超市
我曾在笔记本上,写过一百遍你的名字
手边花开得正艳,而你不在我身边
你身上的味道真好闻
我不想成为你暗恋的人
我想站在上帝视角,找个人谈场恋爱
爱情什么都是,却不是个东西
耳朵好饿,快喂些好听的给我
每天耽误192 分钟,只为了和你谈场恋爱
不想再和手机谈恋爱了
每天吻你25 个小时
很高兴成为你的椅子
你就是天使啊,只不过进错了房间
梦里见到的人,醒来就该去见他
一觉醒来,很想和你共进早餐
我的双人床上,早就有了属于你的枕头
多么庆幸啊,能在格子间里遇见你
在爱你当中,我遇见了自己
饭在锅里就行,你在床上更好
你活在我的朝思暮想里
辑二 乐此不疲的情话
别人解你衣扣,我来解你风情
在这薄情的世界,深情地活着
我想要的所有存在感,其实都与你有关
十年的时间,足够变成想要的自己了吧
想陪你吃饭的人,酸甜苦辣都爱吃
致那些在爱情里自卑而不幸的姑娘
相爱是一场指尖双人舞
情话杀死了自由,我却别无他求
低调地爱一个人,是对自己的保护
温柔的陌生人,是你一分钟的情人
喜欢像狗,而爱是猫
当我知道你的近况,我也害怕
80% 完美的日子
孤独不是一场癌症,它只是一个喷嚏
选择,就是那个先走入你心里的答案啊
巴甫洛夫恋爱法则
在最没有资本的年龄,却遇到了最想照顾的你
太过独立的姑娘,活该没有男朋友
我们都是“意外”的囚徒
辑三 听来的故事
谁能想到,我竟然在这儿遇见了你
虫其一生
贩卖时光
暴食癖
恐惧的三种姿态
冰箱童话
没想到卸下了稻草,沙漠就变成了绿洲
父爱如山的另一种
关于那些被爱的人
爱你之前,我得先学会爱自己呀
她说,大理勿念
辑四 辛束一句画
因为你迷人得像太阳, 所以我才想当后羿
独享明明是对自己的慷慨, 却总是被夸张成寂寞
你的一句“明天见”, 偷走了我整晚的睡眠
真想当个医生啊, 这样就能听听你的心里话了
爱慕未停,I'm waiting
征婚启事
特别感谢
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写给某先生的一封情书
亲爱的某先生,你好:
今天是520,身边所有的朋友都去告白了,而我没有。是啊,毕竟我还不知道你是谁。
由于未知,所以没办法亲昵地叫你的名字,只好敷衍地用某先生来代替,希望你不要介意。
在你来到我身边之前,其实我已经谈过几个男朋友了(不要不开心,听我说完嘛)。我曾经以为他们中的某一个就是你,可后来我遗憾地发现,他们都不是你,这一切只是我的猜想罢了。
想来也对啊,你啊你,一个在未来出现的你,怎么可能会如此蹑手蹑脚地走入我的生命呢?你的到来一定是骑着哈雷或是踩着七彩祥云,否则怎么能配得上迟到的你?
我等了你很久了。
在原地,在远方,在每一个我以为你会出现的地方。后来,我懒得找了,我知道你早晚都会来。于是我就从一个追逐的行者,变成了一块等夫的石头,不动声色,只是默默地等着。
我写过很多种你,寸头消瘦的你,黝黑健壮的你,风趣幽默的你,不善言谈的你。
各种各样的你,都有着我之前那些男朋友的影子,但是又完全不一样。每一种你,我都曾在睡前抱着被子心心念着,总是想着也许一觉醒来,我的腰间就多了你环过来的手臂。
我在办公楼电梯里,遇见过一个像你的人。
我在超市结账处,遇见过一个像你的人。
我在开往远方的动车邻座,遇见过一个像你的人。
我曾经以为那都是你即将走进我生命的前兆,殊不知那都不是你,只是像你,像我想象中的你。
为了遇见你,我每天的打扮都那么用心,生怕会在某次擦肩而过的缘分里错过你。
我会定期去美甲店,清理任性的死皮和倒刺儿,选择浅豆沙色的指甲油。
我每两个月都会去一趟专门的门店接睫毛,不希望未来和你同床共枕时,脱妆无神的双眼被你嫌弃。
我已经去做过腋下除毛很多次了,如果未来是在夏天遇见你,我可不想因为几根黑色的毛发隔离开我们的姻缘。
我的内衣买了很多套,清新的,性感的,每一种都可以穿给你看。
我看了很多有趣无趣的书,这样我们相遇的时候,绝对不会无话可谈。
我在减肥,虽然成效并不是很明显,但是我每一天都在进步啊,也许我变好的那天,你就恰好来了。嗯,这一定是上帝的蓄意安排。
我存了一小笔钱,有上班攒的,有外快赚的,能存起来的我都存着,就等着你带我环游世界的那天,我可以去法国巴黎买最好吃的冰淇淋喂你。
某先生,你知道吗,我一定会很爱你的,因为我一直信命,信天注定的很多事。我希望你也会爱我,如我努力的所有事。
爱我豆沙色的指甲,爱我又长又卷的睫毛,爱我光滑的手臂,爱我性感的内衣,爱我侃侃而谈的幽默,爱我平坦的小腹,爱我与生俱来的理财观。
爱我的所有,亦如我们坠入爱河。
此致
敬礼
一个等你来的我
2015.5.20
……
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这是我第一次出书,写序什么的其实完全不会。
但是我总觉得在一本书的开始,应该以一个特别的身份,来和你们聊聊。
所以我就来了,写得好或者不好,请你们都别介意。
书名叫《我想要两颗西柚》,想必很多人都非常眼熟。
去年我还在坚持关于《辛束一句画》的创作。
某天灵感丧失,随意聊到了关于西柚的梗,没想到它就这么莫名其妙地火起来了。
当时身边很多人都在说,这句话好甜啊,我想要两颗西柚,Iwanttoseeyou。
其实我很想羞愧地说,这就是一个没有爱情的人意淫出来的世界,乍看挺甜,要知道了实情,肯定觉着酸。
一转眼,我都23岁了。
好多事儿来得比我想得快,当然,也有事慢得让人着急。
小的时候总想,什么时候可以出一本自己的书就好了。
然后如同大梦一场,这个想法就成了。
可我小的时候我也想着谈场成功而幸福的恋爱啊,怎么至今还是渺无希望呢。
真是讨厌。
这本书里,很多内容都来自我的公众平台。
但其实还是不太一样,毕竟这本书里没有广告。
同时,书里还塞了几个我身边人的故事,有的读起来有些难过,有些可能更难过。
认识我的人都知道,我是学理工科出身的。
曾近一度对数学爱到死去活来,高三的时候,只要看见数学卷子,就特别开心。
本以为上了大学,学个理工科,将来可以为社会发展做点儿贡献。
没想到刚一上大学,我就开始厌恶数字和代码了。
用了四年的时间才想明白,和人交流真好,说话真好,用好看的图片和世界沟通真好。
写东西和画东西,都是我20岁之后拥有的兴趣。
所有的技能都是随心的,都是野生的。
所以如果你看了这本书,不太喜欢,那真的没关系,毕竟我还有太多东西需要学习。
2015年就要过去了。
这本书是我今年最后的念想了。
我在书的最后放了一篇征婚启事,显得有点儿调皮。
我曾经反思过,18~23岁的大好时光,我都在想着如何能多赚点儿钱。
每一天都过得辛苦而功利,为了享受金钱带给我的安全感。
如今我23岁了,却惊觉钱不是安全感的全部来源,恐慌程度空前。
再不恋爱,我就要老了啊。
目前我对于爱情的渴望之重,就像只找不到奶嘴的婴儿。
就像书名写的那样,我想要两颗西柚。
这本书里写了很多情绪,悲欢喜乐,有趣的和无趣的。
但凡有一句话戳进了你心里,那我就已经非常开心了。
感谢我的编辑帮我整理稿件,我拖稿拖了这么久,实在是辛苦大家了。
同时还想感谢很多人,看到的人,你们心领了就好,我就不过多矫情了。
能看到这本书的人,我们也算是有缘分了,不如加个微信认识一下吧。
2016年要来了,你们要开心啊。

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欣叶 御大福 芋头麻薯 180g

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$1.66 $1.99 83折
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欣葉
2种选择
欣叶 御大福 芋头麻薯 180g

周销量 600+

$1.66 $1.99 83折
Yami
欣葉
2种选择
欣叶 御大福 芋头麻薯 180g

周销量 600+

$1.66 $1.99 83折
Yami
欣葉
2种选择
欣叶 御大福 芋头麻薯 180g

周销量 600+

$1.66 $1.99 83折

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