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《我的第一本笑话书（第2版）》包含全世界孩子都喜欢的187个幽默笑话，一个笑话，让人轻松；一句幽默，启迪心灵。小朋友们，赶快来到“我的欢乐夏令营”，这里有小小调皮鬼、小小恶作剧，还有有趣的动物朋友。希望《我的第一本笑话书（第2版）》的主人公——聪明、可爱的乐乐陪伴小朋友度过美好的童年！愿小朋友们在欢声笑语中读出智慧，感悟人间的真善美，并愿小朋友们都学会幽默技巧，做个快乐的孩子！

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让孩子快乐健康地成长，是每个家长和老师殷切的希望。多读、多讲有益的笑话，不仅能够培养孩子的语言能力，还能够培养孩子自信与开朗的性格。本书从孩子的视角出发，精选孩子喜闻乐见的笑话故事汇编成书，让孩子的童年有更多欢笑、更多乐趣。

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张志英，男，学者，作家，现居北京。长期致力于教育领域的研究工作。出版的作品有《巴菲特给儿子的成长圣经》《唐诗宋词全鉴》《国学知识全鉴》《北大哲学课大全集》，其作品立意新颖，文字优美，受到了广大读者的一致好评。

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一、小小调皮鬼

1.小神枪手 2
2.我要摸太阳 3
3.巧克力汽车 4
4.没有做功课 5
5.日历不能撕 6
6.不打自招 7
7.未来尿床了 8
8.恍然大悟 9
9.自作聪明 10
10.拿破仑的椅子 11
11.滑冰 12
12.目送 13
13.游击队员 14
14.手电筒 15
15.丢失的钱包 16
16.给妈妈的礼物 17
17.替我拿胡桃 18
18.捡钱 19
19.数狗牙 20
20.小猫 21
21.大的没有睡 22
22.小小探险家 23
23.进步真快 24
24.休息一会儿 25
25.星星会闪 26
26.虫妈妈接来了 27
27.老师给了 28
28.金鱼的坟墓 29
29.锯开 30
30.借书 31
31.应该上电视 32

二、小小恶作剧

1.按门铃 34
2.接电话 35
3.挣钱 36
4.毒西瓜 37
5.不是我的外套 38
6.买雪糕 39
7.大街上叫喊的人 40
8.爸爸不在家 41
9.像绅士一样 42
10.狗洗澡 43
11.插座插头 44
12.称一称您儿子 45
13.心痛 46
14.假扮爸爸 47
15.看戏 48
16.试验 49
17.用抹布 50
18.玩笑 51
19.抽象画 52
20.啰唆的请假条 53
21.好客的乐乐 54
22.亲自体验 55
23.咖啡壶在海底 56
24.火车什么时候进站 57
25.妖怪 58
26.投稿 59
27.爸爸在梯子上 60
28.看门 61
29.日行一善 62

三、超级话痨

1.直升机很热 64
2.吃鸡能下蛋吗 65
3.牛会抽烟吗 66
4.太阳公公和狼外婆 67
5.油漆未干 68
6.太阳钻进西瓜里 69
7.半个月亮 70
8.猴子越来越少 71
9.大象最好看 72
10.借气筒 73
11.男士和女士 74
12.爸爸杀死了死海 75
13.太阳胆子小 76
14.五个字 77
15.反义词 78
16.两种可能 79
17.指挥在干什么 80
18.什么风可怕 81
19.别怕，我没带枪 82
20.傻瓜能不能吃 83
21.头发与智慧 84
22.谁懂得多 85
23.换个称呼 86
24.吃啥补啥 87
25.差一点 88
26.电线杆子跑得快 89
27.吹牛 90
28.吃菠菜 91
29.脑子只有一个 92
30.医生 93
31.食指 94
32.爸爸5岁了 95
33.鱼淹死了 96
34.思想者 97
35.汽车救生圈 98

四、校园生活欢乐多

1.老师的评语 100
2.行为不礼貌 101
3.最短的作文 102
4.最难办的事 103
5.单数和复数 104
6.我教老师 105
7.老师迟到了 106
8.课堂问答 107
9.文盲 108
10.6次战争 109
11.地摊货 110
12.历史在重演 111
13.章鱼的手脚 112
14.母鸡的年龄 113
15.问答 114
16.缺点 115
17.这就叫懒惰 116
18.鹦鹉和画眉 117
19.罚款制 118
20.猜错了 119
21.以牙还牙 120
22.名字不是抄的 121
23.点蜡烛看电视 122
24.猪的用处 123
25.监考老师不同 124
26.扑朔迷离 125
27.发电站和猫 126
28.惩罚 127
29.妙答 128
30.只求一件事 129
31.恰巧 130
32.鱼最劳苦 131
33.那个人就是我 132

五、快乐家庭笑翻天

1.爷爷的生日 134
2.翻跟头 135
3.历史故事 136
4.为什么没有带我一起去 137
5.喂蚊子 138
6.练习当老师 139
7.不倒翁 140
8.我也跟你结婚 141
9.儿子的同情 142
10.快叫爸爸 143
11.菜刀结实 144
12.到底有多远 145
13.老幼病残孕专座 146
14.资金全部冻结了 147
15.寄信 148
16.吠狗不咬人 149
17.开的关的 150
18.继续努力 151
19.盘子打了 152
20.救救爸爸 153
21.多一点 154
22.牛奶与猪肉 155
23.谁去开家长会 156
24.“会”字新解 157
25.有什么就说什么 158
26.努力 159
27.什么是婚姻 160
28.标签 161
29.照看妹妹 162
30.桌子几岁 163
31.红烧鱼 164

六、有趣的动物朋友

1.三只乌龟 166
2.导盲犬 167
3.母鸡“开花” 168
4.蚊子打灯笼 169
5.蚂蚁大象办酒席 170
6.吃蔬菜的小狼 171
7.大象三明治 172
8.公鸡父子的对话 173
9.不走运的小狮子 174
10.没有那么聪明的毛驴 175
11.鳄鱼的大嘴 176
12.蚂蚁郊游 177
13.你爹呢 178
14.小兔子买面包 179
15.忘交电费了 180
16.私房钱 181
17.澳大利亚的蚂蚱 182
18.小心为妙 183
19.抵账 184
20.没有堵车的烦恼 185
21.存包 186
22.外语的重要性 187
23.蜗牛的疑问 188
24.天鹅的红牌 189
25.过敏的青蛙 190
26.鹦鹉求救 191
27.惩罚 192
28.犄角的问题 193

参考文献 194

Book Abstract

1小神枪手
射击队的教练在墙上发现了一排气枪弹弹洞，个个都命中用粉笔画的靶心。他想这准是个神枪手，无论如何也应该把他找到。
经过查访，他发现射手竟是乐乐。
“小朋友，”教练十分兴奋地问，“你的射击术是从哪儿学来的呀？”
“没什么。”乐乐若无其事地说，“很简单的，我先对着墙开枪，然后在弹洞周围用粉笔画几个圆圈。”

智慧一点通：先打枪，打完再画圈，这样一来，不“百发百中”才怪。可是反过来想想，乐乐不是在自欺欺人吗？这样能练出什么枪法来？小朋友们要记住，无论做什么事，脚踏实地才行，千万不要有乐乐那种自欺欺人的心态。

2我要摸太阳
一天下午，妈妈带着乐乐出去玩。乐乐看见了正要落山的太阳，就高兴地指着太阳说：“我要摸摸太阳！”
妈妈说：“太阳离我们很远，乐乐够不着的。”
乐乐说：“妈妈把我抱起来我就可以摸到太阳了。”

智慧一点通：乐乐天真地以为，只要妈妈把他抱起来就可以摸到太阳了，他不知道太阳其实离我们很远很远，有1亿5千万公里呢！还有，太阳表面的温度很高很高，任何物体碰到它都会被熔化，可不是随便可以摸的！

3没有做功课
乐乐问妈妈：“一个人会不会因为自己没有做过的事情而受惩罚？”
“当然不会。”妈妈答道。
“挨骂呢？”
“也不该挨骂，小宝贝。”妈妈温和地说。
“那么，谢天谢地。我今天没有做功课。”

智慧一点通：一般情况下，大家都会觉得，“什么都没做”当然不用受到惩罚。可是没有做功课就不一样了。乐乐为了避免受到惩罚，就耍了一个小聪明。不管怎么说，无缘无故不做功课都是不对的。

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笑话最能逗起孩子的快乐，也是孩子最爱看、最爱听的。简单地讲，笑话就是让人觉得滑稽、开心、好笑的短句或小故事。它的篇幅一般比较短小，故事情节简单却巧妙，往往出人意料而趣味横生。
笑话扎根于生活的土壤中，具有幽默性和娱乐性。几乎所有笑话都由两部分组成：第一是笑话开头，第二是笑点。笑点就是一个意想不到，或是与现实完全相反的情节，是笑话最重要的部分。笑点能不能让听众感到好笑，将成为这个笑话能否成功的关键。
笑话在引人发笑的基础上，还具有更深的意旨，它往往蕴涵着一定的道理，并具有教育意义。小朋友们多看笑话，对增长知识、开启智慧、提高幽默感、培养综合素质都有着十分多的益处。
让孩子快乐健康地成长，是每个家长和老师殷切的希望。英国著名诗人德莱顿有一句名言：“如果一根稻草能引人发笑，那么它就成了一种制造幸福的仪器。”有益的笑话，能够培养孩子自信与开朗的性格，而这种性格正是决定孩子未来的关键。
本书的特色在于，能从孩子的视角出发，精选孩子喜闻乐见的笑话，在每一则笑话结束后，设置轻松贴切的栏目，以达到寓教于乐的目的。本书自第1版刊印后，受到了广大小读者的热切喜爱。为了更好地满足小读者的阅读需求，为小朋友提供更精美的读物，我们特此出了第2版。该书在第1版内容的基础上，作了适当调整与修订，如板块的设置、篇目的调整等，旨在让小读者在阅读中长知识、在欢笑中健康成长。
总之，一个笑话，让人轻松；一句幽默，启迪心灵。希望本书的主人公——聪明、可爱的乐乐陪伴小朋友度过美好的童年，愿小朋友们在笑声中感悟人间的真善美，并愿小朋友们都能成为真正的小幽默家。

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2015年2月

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