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当小色女爱慕腹黑教授，成功吃干抹净！他忍了！问世间情为何物？一物降一物！这便是《门当夫不对》的主要内容，它讲述了一个看似二货实则流浪的负二代女，最终栽在看似衣冠楚楚内在腹黑的教授故事。

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五更雨，一个三思而小行的屌丝，最大的梦想是环游世界。曾混迹于杂志圈，现为专职作者。

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序门当夫对
楔子 “叫兽”又见了
第一章老师，深入调戏下
第二章袁菜菜，片子好看吗
第三章未婚妻风波
第四章一梦四五年
第五章若即若离的美好
第六章你一直都在
第七章你的青梅，你的竹马
第八章两女相斗勇者胜
第九章真相来临时
第十章迟来的美好
番外
尾声举手，交代

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第五章若即若离的美好
出了公司，袁莱莱在街上漫无目的地晃荡，她一直在心里对自己说，邢、衍就是这种性格，不可以多想，然后就会不由自主地想到早上他给自己上药时那温柔的表情。看错了，对，一定是看错了。那个面瘫怎么可能会有温柔的表情呢？“接？还是不接？你说接，我们就接，你说不接我们就不接，可是你也要说到底是接还是不接！到底是接还是不接呢？接你也要……”袁莱莱听着熟悉的铃声响起，她顺手将手机拿了起来。“喂？” “怎么不等我就走了？”卫辰在电话里抱怨道。袁莱莱一听是卫辰的声音，刚才的不开心烟消云散，说：“我在离公司两条街远的通顺路，你快来接我吧。”真好，又省了一笔交通费。她在心里默默地将自己鄙视了一番，两块五角钱对自己就是一笔钱了。“你是猪啊！不知道那离我们家是相反的方向吗？” 袁莱莱也口气不善地道：“你不爱来接我还不爱坐你的车呢！要不你自己先回去买菜！” “哕唆，站在路边等着。”卫辰说完这句话，便不由分说地挂了电话。袁莱莱看着屏幕嘟囔一句：“资本家都这么爱挂人电话吗？好歹也等人家把话说完啊。”收起手机的时候，车子已经停在了她身边。袁莱莱一愣，怎么这么快？倒也没想什么，她打开车门就钻了进去：“你不是说还在公司吗？怎么挂了电话就到了？” “我什么时候说我在公司了？”邢衍的声音骤然响起。袁莱莱陡然转身看他，就像是看到了鬼一般，开口便问：“你这车… …要车费不？” 邢衍冷着脸看着前面，发动车子：“你要给的话我也没什么意见。” 哦，那就好，就是说不给车费也可以：“那你……扣我工资不？” 邢衍扭头，眯着眼睛看她：“难道你很想被扣工资？” “当然不是！不过我在等人，据我了解，我和老师似乎不顺路，老师靠边把我放下就好了。”既然不扣她工资又不要她车费，她就再没理由坐他的车了啊。邢衍丝毫没有减速的意思，反而加速了：“我饿了。” 嗯，然后呢？“我把你送回去，你请我吃饭。” “那我还是给老师车费吧。”不要啊！车费才两块五角钱，他不知道上馆子搓一顿很贵吗？邢衍握着方向盘的手紧了紧，他淡淡地开口提议道：“回家吃。” 菜也很贵好不好！袁莱莱在心里默念，然后开口道：“我还是觉得给老师车费比较好。” 邢衍沉默了半天才开口：“随你。” 慢着一慢着，袁莱莱怎么都觉得自己吃亏了，本来可以一分钱不花就到家的，怎么到了最后自己竟然还要付车费呢？想到这里，她也没心思和邢衍抗争了，默默地在心里为那即将逝去的两块五角钱哀悼。…… P80-81

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作为一位以冷酷无情著称的主编，是不会轻易为一本图书写序的；作为一位以稿件不好看就绝对不出版为要求的主编，被一个长篇稿件笑到差点儿内伤这种事情，也是几乎不可能出现的！而此次，《门当夫不对》将我这两条定律一齐打破。自始至终，情节一路欢脱轻松，当看到女主角的好友说出“不平胸何以平天下”的豪言壮语时，我一口咖啡喷到了显示器上。随后稿子一路看下来，我的嘴角一直都是向上扬着的，想起里面女主角袁莱莱各种耍二的情节，还会忍不住偷笑（这是多么破坏形象的一件事啊！）……让编辑部各位少女编辑发出了“夜祺最近是不是恋爱了”的疑问。的确，看一个优质的言情稿件，犹如谈一场美好的恋爱。每位女生心中应该都有一位一百分的Mr．Right的样子吧。他长相妖孽，身高足够让你穿上十厘米的高跟鞋靠在他肩膀上，优雅有品位，富有却不会轻看贫穷的人。重要的是，全世界那么多妖艳不可方物的雌性生物，他只对平凡还有点儿二的你好。用你的生日设置别墅的门锁密码和他银行卡的账户密码，给你无上限的金卡任你随意刷（虽然你偏爱路边摊），你失踪后更是五年如一日地守身如玉，只为曾经将他推倒的你再次出现…… 这个男人有一个名字，叫邢衍。他几乎可以满足所有女生对男朋友、情人、老公等身份的幻想。他是一个梦，却不是那么遥不可及。因为他深爱的女生袁莱莱，现实得就像一棵花菜，超市、菜市场、乡间的田地里都随处可见（袁莱莱：主编大人，不带这样比喻女主角的吧？夜祺：不然要形容你是牵牛花吗？袁莱莱：还是花菜吧！）。这位彪悍的女性，是我进入编辑圈审稿以来，见过的最二最令人啼笑皆非的一位了。为了学分而接近帅气多金的老师，因为老师的妈妈威胁而心有不甘，于是趁醉酒将老师吃干抹净，第二天起床后迅速消失…… 五年后因为一场QQ撞法拉利的车祸再次与老师相遇，老师却与某长相妖孽、衣衫不整的男人同时从车上下来…… 于是此二货，她不是在想别的，她是在怀疑自己曾经扑倒的男人的性向有问题！oRZ！看到这里，真的好想振臂高呼一声“袁莱莱威武”。这种组合的碰撞，嗯，我想你自己翻阅，感受会比较深刻。当然，精彩的故事背后，写手以及编辑可能付出了惨痛的代价。比如此书的责编任天天每个段落都会标红跟写手讲解，比如写手一咬牙将后十万字全部推翻重写，交稿时间也由原定的一个月变成N个月。在如今追求速度的出版界，是否每位编辑或者写手都愿意为之付出如此之多呢？这就见仁见智了。而能做出这么感人的牺牲，写出这种让人笑到腹部抽搐，温馨处又感动得恨不得飙泪的奇女子，五更雨小姐……我不得不隆重地介绍她一下。不过在介绍之前，请给我两分钟时间吐槽。你为什么笔名要叫五更雨啊？就是因为有人叫三更雨了，于是你不得不五更雨吗？换个笔名会怎样啊？会被追杀吗？0K，吐槽完毕。这位五更雨小姐呢，其实她就是《桃之天天》前当家花旦（五更雨你妹啊！凭什么叫前家当花旦，好过气的感觉啊！夜祺：亲，自从你写长篇之后，你有给《桃之天天》写过短篇吗？有吗？没有吧！oK，收声……）宛如意美人。而宛如意美人，她其实还有一个更令人咂舌的超强身份——她其实就是《飞言情》编辑兼言情小达人鬼妹！果然，不是每位写手妹子都有如此非同寻常身份的！毋庸置疑，这的确是一个甜蜜的，温馨的，令人捧腹的言情故事。祝每一位翻阅此书的女子，都找到自己心中的邢衍。如果也有男生看这本书的话……衷心祝福你永远不要遇到袁莱莱…… 阿门！

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