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辍学。修鞋、搬运工、配货员、萨莉亚餐厅厨师……
小说有点,经历更有点。

《丫的伪大爱情电影》是本构思精妙的短篇小说集,描绘的人物有着千奇百怪的身份,他们有的是小混混,有的是职业骗子,有赌徒也有情圣,在陈观良为我们塑造的一个个充满了趣味的异色世界中,这些形形色色的人物所带来的故事也有着超越平常的奇妙。
90后新锐作家陈观良,20岁未满已做过十份工作,他的90后市井邦德的小说情报史,以天马行空的想象力与黑色幽默般的文字描绘了一个个游离于主流价值观之外的人物与他们身上发生的光怪陆离的事件,让人读后被深深吸引。

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陈观良,男,92年的狮子。神经质,不擅言谈,除了跟6岁以下的小孩聊天。
容易跟人说真话,为此常被女孩子拒绝。
高中毕业后的两年里,当过鞋匠,炒过菜,送过啤酒,卖过衣服,曾在半年内换过四份工作。在别人的眼里更像个流氓,或者盲流。
唯一一次荣誉,是问人借20块钱拿去捐款,获得一张爱心人士的奖状。

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丫的伪大爱情电影
不骗陌生人
杀人夜
忿怒青春
金沙镇
俄罗斯转盘
背包
原来我的生活这么美好
情圣
聪哥住在403房
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丫的伪大爱情电影


这是小威第一次抢劫,心里既憧憬,又害怕。好比第一次偷看黄书,一面咽口水,一面用余光留意周遭动静。他背靠着银行的北墙,看着进出的人流,时不时用捏弄一下口袋里的果皮刀。每每如此,小威心底都会有种踏实的安全感。这把让他感觉安全的果皮刀不过十公分长,是他来银行之前在一水果摊“拿”的。他认为自己都要去抢劫了,“拿”一把果皮刀又何妨。
就在小威百无聊赖之时,正楠从银行对面的小店走了过来。他刚刚问店老板,他干爹,拿了两只哈哈达斯。正楠一面递上一根哈哈达斯,一面用小指对着来往路人指指点点。
一个个病怏怏的,特别是那些穿西装打领带的,你就是不拿出小刀,用拳头也能把他们撂倒。他说。
话音刚落,一声吼叫从不远处传来、只见一男子捂着私处蹲在地上,一位女子正用一只红色坤包不断摔打他的后背。
正楠哑然失笑:一个女人都可以随便欺负男人,你有小刀,还怕抢劫一个手无寸铁的人?别告诉我你比女人还差劲。
小威正专心啃哈哈达斯,小镇最近很流行这个牌子的冰淇林,据说是从美国流行开来的。他过了许久方才回应道:我才不怕呢,只是在寻找携带巨款的目标。
正楠似乎有些鄙夷小威的不务正业,一口痰猝到小威脚边。恰好此时,一个提着黑色口袋的老头从银行里走了出来,干枯的手将口袋的带子揪成一团,很谨慎的样子。
小威用胳膊肘捅了正楠一下,指着老头:钱!
一二三四五,六七八九十。
十秒钟。
抢劫啊!抢劫啊!一个刺耳又干涩的声音几乎划破路人耳膜。
人们目光瞬间从一只红色坤包转向一只黑色口袋,从穿高跟鞋的美眉到穿旧夹克的老头——不同的是,红色坤包被主人的纤纤玉指握着,而那只黑色口袋,则以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势被一位陌生的少年掳走了。
没有一个路人去追叼着哈哈达斯的少年,除了老头自己。小城的人都很向往安逸。
叼着哈哈达斯的少年则一面奔跑,一面光荣地想起他曾获得校运动会长跑冠军。那是一次特殊的比赛,因为是租用新建的体育馆,校方为了节约时间,便安排男女同组竞赛。男生们觉得学校为了省这点臭钱安排男人和女人竞赛的举动实在不够爷们,纷纷弃权。临到比赛的时候,跑道上只剩小威一个爷们。我们伟大的小威也就轻而易举地赢了这场男人和女人之间的对决
小威跑着跑着,只觉得欢呼雀跃的喧闹人群越来越远,直到一条安静的小巷子,他才停下来,背靠着墙大口地喘着气,头脑也逐渐冷静下来。
男人一旦冷静,难免思考,而这时,小威脑海里只有一个画面:抢老头的口袋的瞬间,街对面似乎有一双熟悉的女性的眼睛盯着自己。
那双眼睛属于那次长跑比赛的第二名,小花。



小威喜欢小花,这是众所周知的。当初他敢在长跑比赛赢小花,完全是因为他心里有一疙瘩解不开——他被正楠和牛野当着小花的面扯掉裤子。这件事让他颜面扫地,好几个星期都郁郁不欢。直到男女同组的长跑比赛到来。他认为这是一次可以博得小花好感的机会,便全力以赴,勇夺冠军。然而,事与愿违,虽然小花表面上夸他威风,可私底下却在闺蜜面前数落他没男子气概。
促成以上事件发生的始作俑者——正楠、牛野。小威是一直怀恨在心,要不是他们两人比他多一双手,他早就因为打架被学校开除了。而他后来原谅正楠和牛野,并且答应两人去抢劫,竟然是因为一部正在筹备的电影——《我爱你吗》
这是一部伟大的爱情电影,将由正楠执导,牛野担任摄像师。演戏一直是小威一个梦想,他得知这个消息后,便开始谅解正楠,向正楠自荐来出演男主角。正楠没有拒绝,只是提出一个要求,让小威去筹集拍摄电影的启动资金。他还给小威筹集资金的方法提供了两个选择,抢劫银行或者抢劫金铺。
小威最终选择在银行门口蹲点抢劫,他觉得为梦想挺身而出的时候到了,无非是有一点危险而已。
事实告诉小威,一点危险都没有,仅是被一个老头追了几十米。他拿着从老头手中夺走黑色口袋来到了这栋废弃的工厂,坐在一块砖头上休息。
不久,正楠和牛野就出现在工厂的门口,两人一边拍掌,一边向小威走近。牛野一脸谄媚地说:不愧是咱们学校的长跑冠军,甩开老头那么长的距离。
那是,下一届校运会的长跑冠军肯定还是小威。站在一旁的正楠说。
他指着小威怀中的黑色口袋:好了。大家数数袋子里有多少钱,然后我们就去买摄像机。
牛野猛然按住小威放在黑色口袋上的双手:我有晕钱症,一看到大堆钞票我就会晕的。他抢走黑色口袋,将其搂在怀中,生怕别人把它打开。
清明扫墓的时候,看到一堆冥钱我都晕了。我们先不要打开袋子,好不好?等过了两天,我在心中慢慢接受了这笔钱就不会晕了。他说。
突然,小威小声地抽泣,眼泪唰唰地往下流:告诉你们一件事,我在抢这个袋子的时候,看到了小花在盯着我。我敢肯定,小花一定有看到我抢劫。
正楠:那我们怎么办,她会不会去告发我们的?
牛野做了一个抹脖子的动作:我们去把她杀了。
听到要杀小花,小威停止哭泣,一脸怒气地瞪着牛野:绝对不能杀她。最好的办法是把她拉来当我们的女主角,这样她就不会去告发我们了。
牛野:这办法好。我们让正楠去把小花拉来。小花那么喜欢正楠,一定会听正楠的话。
小威看着正楠:你不答应,我就拿钱去自首。还跟警察说这次行动的主谋是你。
正楠曾在众人面前说过,他永远都不会去搭理像小花这样脸上有痣的女孩。但他现在觉得大丈夫要能屈能伸:你们放心,我会叫小花过来的。
……

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没开始写作之前,便能预知到,未来会过得极其动荡。一年七份工作,纯属正常现象。
有段时间,在一个地方待了三个月,就已觉得自己全身开始发霉,暗无天日,连一生埋葬于此这种极端的想法都能跑出来。
从小到大,骨头外流淌的脂肪都带有对远方的向往。
曾经在一个地方工作半个月,忽然心血来潮辞职从广州去往哈尔滨,花掉了大半积蓄。
写这段独白的时候,我在异乡边找工作,边继续流浪。
在路上。

——陈观良

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