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Jingdong book

灰色浪漫

Name: 灰色浪漫
Brand: Jingdong book
SKU: 3100232211
Price: 26.25 USD
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黑色幽默，纯白色的爱情，混合在一起，便是，灰色浪漫……

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燃绛子，原名周伟，80后，现居西安。学无所成，商无所获，爱好美食，人品不详。有一纸文凭，无一样本事，厮混于网络，浪迹于四方，终成好吃懒做之身。有一身肥肉，无一事闹心，日闻百事，夜敲键盘，偶成小文，博君一笑。至此，无所得无所失，无所求无所惧，四季平常，继续继续。

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搞笑中带着伤感，迷茫中透着冷静，有点感动，有点无奈。或许爱情的真谛就是得不到吧。
——天马星111

小清新，小文艺，有结尾，平淡而不狗血。
——emptycat

前半肚子疼，后半心疼。
——飘绒儿

诙谐之处让人开怀，煽情之处让人动容，让我回忆起自己人生的某些片段。
——我是还猪哥哥

让人有点惆怅，总好像有缺憾。可能这就是生活，有了缺憾才觉得真实。
——无记109

前半部真的笑爆了，看到后面心里有点隐隐的痛。不过还是喜欢这样的结局，只是故事收的快了些，也许是因为没过瘾吧。
——九品带刀一鴌

对结局特有感触，淡淡的，痛入骨髓，想哭又没到那个地步。
——hpwyhf

Book Abstract

【1】下午公司没什么事情，正无聊的时候收到一条短信：
“周五晚上有活动，蹦迪，顺便秀一下你的新裙子噢，不许缺席！”
再看号码，是个陌生号码。我心思量这谁呀，我一大老爷们秀什么裙子呀！秀秀内裤还差不多，估计是发错了。正准备删掉，突然转念一想，何不拿这人消遣一下呢？反正闲着也是闲着，谁让这个猪头不小心呢？短信也能发错。再说发错就发错呗，偏偏是发给了我？
我这一消遣不要紧，引发了后来一系列的事情。
我顺水推舟回了一条短信：“都谁啊，人多吗？”在等待那边回复的间隙我揣摩起了这人的身份，男人？女人？老年？中年？青年？什么职业？等等等等。
首先肯定是个年轻人，这么热衷蹦迪肯定是年轻人；其次很可能是个女人，这一点从她对观赏别人新裙子的热衷程度可以得出，至于职业嘛，还不好说。不过“年轻女人”这个基本判定已经足够引起我的兴趣，唯一不知道的是漂不漂亮。
正揣摩着她的短信回过来了：“你，我，薇薇，张子露，就我们四个噢。”从这条短信可以完全判定对方是个年轻女人，而且这条短信另外一个附加信息是：一个年轻女人携她的三个女伴集体投怀送抱。我是不是要走桃花运了？
我又回了一条短信：“在哪啊？几点钟啊？”我要尽量模仿女人的腔调发短信才不会引起怀疑，女人的短信一般总会在末尾加一些语气词，要是祈使句她们通常会加上“噢”。比如“你快过来噢”，“别迟到了噢”；疑问句通常会加上“啊”在话的末尾，所以我刚才的短信不是像男人之间交流的那样简洁明快：“在哪？几点？”而是都在后面加了一个“啊”字。
对方的短信很快回了过来：“七点半在红灯笼吃饭，张子露请客噢，吃完饭去醉城，怎么样，好主意吧？”这个女人有些自以为是，这样的问句，不但是自问自答，而且替别人都回答了，从语法上别人已经没有提出异议的余地了，只能点头说好。不过对于那个叫张子露的姑娘来说，就算不上是好主意了。
“醉城”是本市最大的一家迪厅，也算是比较正规的，在东大街，读书的时候去过几次，后来上班了就很少去了。“红灯笼”是一家中式快餐店，在市内有几家分店，要是吃完饭直接去“醉城”的话，那她所说的“红灯笼”肯定是解放路那家了，那是离“醉城”最近的一家，连马路都不用过。
我又迅速回了一条短信：“对了，把张子露的号码给我发一下噢，上次邻居的小孩拿我手机打游戏，还回来时就没了她的号码，估计让小孩给删掉了。”
没过一分钟短信回过来了，只有十一位阿拉伯数字。
我用办公室的电话给张子露拨了过去，接通后一个非常温柔的女人声音说了一声“喂，哪位”。嗓音甜美且语调婉转。如果可以从声音来推断外表的话，张子露一定是天仙级别的。
“喂，请问你是张子露吗？”
“是我，您是哪位？”
“哦，是这样的，我今天拣到一部手机，号码是……”我把刚才发错短信那个人的号码念给了张子露，“我看上面存有你的号码，就冒昧给你打了这个电话，我想你应该认识失主吧？”
对方一阵沉默。大概没反应过来是怎么回事，还是在分析事件的真实性？
“要不算了，我打给手机上这个叫……薇薇的吧，打扰了。”
我并没有挂电话，而是等着对方的下一步反应。
“韩朵！”对方突然的一声喊吓了我一跳，“是我的朋友是我的朋友，她叫韩朵，哎呀，她怎么这么猪头呀！手机又给弄丢了！”
原来是半天没反应过来，我松了口气，接着往下编：“没关系，现在不是找回来了嘛！手机现在怎么交给你们呢？”
“不用麻烦你了，你给她打电话让她去你那取就行了，她的手机号码是……”
“她的手机不是在我这里么。”估计张子露的胸很大——常言道胸大无脑。
“噢，忘了忘了，那你的手机是多少，让她给你打过去。”
“我没有手机，没看这是座机号码嘛，我在打公用电话，我刚来城里干活不久。”
“那怎么办啊？”张子露有些急了，这一急更加验证了关于她胸大的推断——韩朵的手机不是在我手里么。
“这样吧，你把韩朵的地址告诉我，我给她送过去。”
“这……这怎么好意思呢。”
“没什么不好意思的，我是送报纸的，说不定正好顺路呢。”我使劲憋住笑。
“那……那就麻烦你了师傅，韩朵的地址是，朱雀大街7号文艺大厦1602室，远扬广告公司，她是美编，在美编室找她就行了。”
挂上了电话后我看看日程，周五晚上正好有空，好吧，我决定门前捡漏。
看了看表，该下班了。
……

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