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阳光姐姐幽默派：十二星座的“考试守则”

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阳光姐姐幽默派：十二星座的“考试守则”

Name: 阳光姐姐幽默派：十二星座的“考试守则”
Brand: Jingdong book
SKU: 3109077571
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惜城是全校最聪明的男生，鬼点子总是层出不穷，各种怪话经常让听到的人大跌眼镜。这次月考，惜城不着急复习，却满教室分发他亲自写的十二星座“考试守则”。阿呆是金牛座的，惜城第一个发给他《金牛座考试守则》：脚踏实地的牛牛们一定要掌握答题速度，这个时候就不要钻牛角尖了，不然的话，你还没写完几题就得交卷了……

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伍美珍，“阳光姐姐”品牌书系主创及主编。已出版少儿读物一百余部，代表作有“阳光姐姐小书房”系列、“同桌冤家”系列、“同桌冤家走天下”系列等。多次登上全国少儿类畅销书榜，曾获中宣部“五个一工程”奖、文化部蒲公英少儿读物奖、新闻出版总署（现国家新闻出版广电总局）全国优秀少儿图书奖、冰心儿童图书奖等，作品多次被选入国家新闻出版广电总局及全国各地教育部门向中小学生推荐书目，被译介到欧美8个国家。

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电脑白痴VS网虫
天才神童聪明绝顶
广告创意大师
“我们”乐队
考试守则和考场规律
课堂短信满天飞
堂哥中奖了
喜欢一个女生的感觉
我是搞晕大使
数字时代的小品
悠长假期第一天
被罚做值日
迫不得已的体罚
阿呆的怪异马车
走过花儿街
班花好辛苦
阿呆遇到阿瓜
轮到谁血溅五步（一）
轮到谁血溅五步（二）
轮到谁血溅五步（三）

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《阳光姐姐幽默派：十二星座的“考试守则”》：
我摸摸自己的脑袋，确保它还是完整的：“因为花很重，因为那天地球引力发挥超常，因为……不知道。”
兔子笑笑说：“那是因为女孩忘了把花从花盆里拿出来了。”
我发誓，以后再也不从楼下走了。
“电视台到了，你们别闹了。”阿呆提醒我们。
我们到的时候，阿呆舅舅正在一间宽敞的会议室里，给一帮看起来很年轻的人讲课。阿呆让我们挑空位子坐下来。
阿呆舅舅是个聪明半绝顶的男人——他的额头光光的，只有脑袋后半部分有头发。也许是为了弥补头发少的遗憾，他蓄着浓密的络腮胡。
总而言之，阿呆的导演舅舅一看就是个大艺术家。
导演舅舅正在讲广告创意。
大艺术家就是不一样啊。听他讲课，再对比我们老师讲课，感觉是天壤之别。我很快就被导演舅舅深深地吸引住了。
两个小时的时间，不知不觉就过去了。我也觉得收获颇丰。
理论课结束之后，便是操作实践。我们混迹在一帮年轻的帅哥靓女中间，抑制不住地兴奋。
导演舅舅说：“一些看起来很一般的题材，如果大力挖掘，就会挖掘出巨大的广告价值。”
听了这一席话，我的眼前栩栩如生地出现了一个匪夷所思的场景：
大胡子舅舅手里拿着一根雪亮的铁锹，正在挖地三尺，地里不断地蹦出一张又一张百元大钞……
不知不觉中，我的口水都流下来了。
导演舅舅突然问大家：“你们读过‘司马光砸缸’的故事吗？”
我把手举得快要戳破天了，还扯着嗓门大叫：“读过读过，我们语文书上就有！”
我果然把导演舅舅的注意力吸引过来了。
他饶有兴趣地看着我，问道：“你能具体阐释一下这个故事所蕴涵的广告价值吗？”
我紧张地思考着，并在心里暗暗告诉自己：这是一个出风头的绝好机会，难得啊，要牢牢地把握住才行。
刚才导演舅舅教授的理论，犹如清泉一般，再次缓缓地流过我的大脑，在我聪明的大脑里快速发生化学反应。很快，我的灵感来了。
我清了清嗓门，开始阐述：“利用这个故事，可以做一则强力胶广告，具体创意是：随着一声清脆的Ⅱ向声，缸被司马光砸破了。司马光沮丧地望着一地碎片，懊恼地想：这可怎么办呢？这时，画外音深沉地响了起来：强力胶，再碎的缸也可以还原！”
说完，我很自信地看着导演舅舅。
导演舅舅用手扶了扶黑框眼镜，感慨地说：“奇才啊，奇才！”
虽然兔子小声嘲笑说我是“奇怪的蠢材”，但我还是被舅舅的高度夸奖搞得头晕目眩，忘乎所以。
或许是我树立了一个良好的榜样，或许是忌妒心在作祟，又或许是想在那些帅哥面前露一手，兔子和咪咪也勇敢地举手了。
咪咪是这样说的：“画面回放小孩在水缸中痛苦挣扎的样子，这时，响起画外音：如果他配备了XX牌潜水具，就不会惨遭此罪了。”
我撇了撇嘴——似乎有点儿抄袭本人的创意呀。
可是，导演舅舅依然摇头晃脑地说什么“奇才啊奇才”，我开始觉得自己有点儿掉价了。
兔子说话有点儿结巴，大约是太紧张的缘故：“救出小孩后，司马光环顾了四周，然后对着镜头说，此处不宜儿童玩耍，下次捉迷藏一定要去XX儿童游乐场。此时飘出一行字：相信司马光，没错的！”
“好！”我大声叫好，为兔子鼓掌。
她感激地看了我一眼。
舅舅也用赞赏的眼光看了看兔子，然后，他的眼神转移到了阿呆身上，带着一股凛冽的杀气。
我完全可以理解。因为舅舅很爱很爱阿呆，所以，他才希望阿呆不要弱于我们。
在舅舅威逼的眼光之下，阿呆也战战兢兢地开始发言了：
“嗯……缸被砸破了……嗯……水流了一地……嗯……一位科学家出现了……嗯……那位科学家痛心地看着地上的水……嗯……他说：‘请大家不要学习司马光这种浪费水资源的行为’……嗯……就这样了。”
“哈哈哈哈哈哈……”
我们全都看着阿呆，大笑起来。
……

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