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Children's Day gifts from straight men

When I went out in the morning, the straight man in the family told me mysteriously rest at noon Be sure to go home once in a while 


I spent all morning thinking about what surprises a straight guy would give mejewelry/bags/Cosmetics? It doesn't feel like his style I just updated my computer and mobile phone He will not send it After all, we have different tastes in electronics ...The rest difficult If I'm not a straight man, I want to pretend to be a big guy and send me money directly? Thinking of going home, there will be a rain of money The efficiency of going to work in the morning is also improved


Clang clang clang! So I happily went home on my lunch break

As expected No jewelry, bags, cosmetics, electronics< span class="s2"> No money rain as expected

Bart! ! ! The big straight man bought a snack cabinet and filled it with snacks! ! ! All are my favorite snacks and drinks I am so happy😜😜😜 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜


But the next second thought We're going to the beach with friends next week ...This picture came to my mind immediately



The current mood is as follows...I have no love for life



I am a little bun A girl with orange cat genes trying to lose weight< /span>

(Ten orange cats and nine fat cats and a racing elephant)

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来自直男的六一儿童节礼物

早上出门的时候家里直男神神秘秘和我说 中午休息的时候一定要回家一次 


整整一个上午我都在思考直男会给我什么惊喜……首饰/包包/化妆品?感觉不是他的作风 电脑手机我才更新的 他一定不会送 毕竟我们对电子产品品味不一样……剩下的 难不成直男要装大佬给我直接送钱?想想回家会有一阵钱雨扑面而来 上午上班的效率也提高了


铛铛铛! 于是我兴冲冲地在午休回了家

不出所料 没有首饰包包化妆品电子产品 也没有想象中的钱雨……

巴特!!!大直男买了一个零食柜然后装满了满满的零食!!!都是我喜欢的零食和饮料 可开心了😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜


然而下一秒想到了 我们下周约了朋友去海滩玩……脑子里马上就出现了这张图



现在的心情如下图……生无可恋



我是小包子 一个自带橘猫基因努力减肥的少女

(十只橘猫九只胖 还有一只赛大象)