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●吉尔·斯默克勒是美国最具影响力的新生代育儿导师，连美国总统奥巴马都是吉尔的推特“Scary Mommy”的忠实粉丝！
●吉尔出生在犹太家庭，吉尔在育儿方面的直率相继被CNN、ABC、NEWS、《纽约时报》、《华盛顿时报》、《华盛顿邮报》、CBS等诸多媒体报道，被称为“妈妈们的奥普拉”。
●《我不是完美妈妈》是送给所有新手妈咪的心灵解药。
●吉尔说：如果我们能坦诚地、勇敢地、幽默地接纳育儿中不完美的自己，我们必将成为更出色的母亲、妻子、女人。
不完美妈妈的宣言
阅读这本书之前，请先大声朗读下面几条
· 我要用幽默的心态看待做妈妈的日子里发生的一切。没有了幽默，生活到头来就会变得很呆板、很单一，至少不会太好过。
· 我不会想着去跟那些完美妈妈比赛。她们能不费吹灰之力地做出美味的糕点，可以把宝宝的食物弄成好吃的糊糊，抑或是用纸巾叠出让人目瞪口呆的衣服。当妈妈不是一场比赛，跑得最快的人，最后必输。
· 我不会喋喋不休地说教。如果根本没人问我，我就不会告诉妈妈们说母乳喂养、包皮手术、家庭教育、有机食品、陪睡是多么好、多么妙。人家带孩子与我何干呢？

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吉尔·斯默克勒是美国最具影响力的新生代育儿导师，连美国总统奥巴马都是吉尔的推特“Scary Mommy”的忠实粉丝！内容来自日访问人数高达150万的吉尔的网站“Scary Mommy”。每一篇开头都从“Scary Mommy”告白室中的精彩告白录开始，然后是吉尔在怀孕、生子和育儿中发生的真实的、幽默的、勇敢的故事。《我不是完美妈妈》不是一本家庭教育书，但是可以防止你在育儿中迷失了方向、丢失了本该有的幸福。
《我不是完美妈妈》在美国一出版便荣登《纽约时报》畅销书榜首，是每个妈妈尿布袋里的必备单品。

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吉尔·斯默克勒，出生在犹太人家庭，是三个孩子的妈妈，美国最具影响力的育儿导师。吉尔·斯默克勒的网站“ScaryMommy”日访问人数高达150万，相继被CNN、ABC、《纽约时报》、《华盛顿时报》、《华盛顿邮报》、CBS等诸多媒体报道。吉尔·斯默克勒以自黑式的幽默给妈妈们传达真正的幸福育儿经，被称为“妈妈们的奥普拉”。

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扔掉那些普拉达鞋子，面对现实吧！等你有了孩子，你才会意识到之前的老板绝对不是最残酷的。这本书既会让你发笑，也会让你发怒，内容是真实的。买来放到你的尿布袋里吧！
—— 劳伦·魏丝伯格

《纽约时报》畅销书作家，代表作：《穿普拉达的女魔头》
对于那些过于认真的育儿指南，吉尔提供了最棒的矫正方法。对焦虑的妈妈来说，这无疑就是安慰食物，还有一些讽刺挖苦在里面。
——辛西娅·科普兰

作家，代表作：《尿布日记》
对于正在养育孩子的父母而言，本书犹如一颗解药，能够帮你彻底解除不安和焦虑。对于正等待第一个孩子的你而言，这也是值得推荐的第一本书。
——ABC新闻

这是一场育儿残酷现实的闹剧。
——迈克尔·伊恩布莱克

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前言
第1章全世界“不完美”妈妈，团结起来！
第2章怀孕=美好生活终结者？
第3章别开玩笑！分娩台上还会拉屎？
第4章真的让我把这个小东西带回家吗？
第5章狂吃九个月之后，一旦认真起来就很悲剧
第6章给孩子取个人名，好吗？
第7章佩内洛普是我们的第一个宝宝，它是一条狗
第8章如果没有点野性，人类势必绝种
第9章我装作拉肚子，把自己锁在卫生间
第10章在洗手间吃甜品，就不用分给宝宝啦！
第11章完美照片，只不过是传说
第12章妈妈也需要朋友圈
第13章真的假的？难道我当初嫁的就是这个人？
第14章谁是妈妈的最爱？
第15章别人的孩子招我烦，您家的除外
第16章度假，已然不是你想象中的那样
第17章让我们做个言论自由的妈妈吧
第18章生日派对，那就是一场战争
第19章找到最佳保姆真心不容易
第20章你不是最好，也不是最坏，只是刚刚好
第21章你知道，泳池的水为什么是草绿色的吗
第22章我真的可以毕业了吗？
第23章陪女儿重走青春期
第24章生孩子这事儿，也会上瘾吗？
第25章谁比谁更好？谁能说得清楚
第26章我们都是“不完美”妈妈
致谢

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妈妈们的生活里充满了讽刺：白天你才换的新床单，晚上孩子就尿床了；屋里放着数不清的玩具，孩子却更喜欢玩弄厨房里的锅碗瓢盆，连你花那么多钱买来的早教玩具他们也不稀罕；每次你花钱请保姆陪他们玩，结果他们都早早地睡着了。你会经常抱怨：“这不公平！这没道理！这没理由！”可这就是现实。最大的讽刺是，尽管你从来不是一个人（还记得上一次你安静地上厕所是什么时候吗？），但作为妈妈，你总感觉自己是那么孤独无助。
几年前，我辞职在家照看三个零岁到四岁的孩子。那时，我们刚搬到新家，一个陌生的小镇，周边住着陌生的邻居。我感到孤独又绝望，犹如生活在一个悲惨世界里。有一次，一位住在大街那头的妈妈路过，她打招呼并问我做母亲的感受。我半开玩笑地回答道：“孩子就是个小浑蛋，不过总会长大，我们也会好起来。”她脸上的表情让我马上意识到，我把她惹毛了，以后别想在和煦的下午跟她一起喝茶聊天。我很纳闷，她家里也有三个孩子，难道她就不会跟我似的抓狂？当老大、老二在她的牛仔裤上擤鼻涕，怀里的小家伙又吐个不停时，难道她就不期望有个安生的下午？难道她不曾像我一样把自己锁进卫生间，任由孩子们在外面哭闹？好像她没有。不过也有可能她都是装出来的，把自己伪装成更完美的妈妈。
我们喜欢把妈妈生活描绘成一幅幅完美的图画，画中的孩子都是安静可爱的，妈妈都是笑容可掬的。可爱的婴儿甜美地睡在母亲的怀里；蹒跚学步的小孩跌跌撞撞地扑向妈妈温暖的怀抱，妈妈一边深情地微笑，一边拭去眼角幸福的泪花；妈妈的长发在金色的阳光下飞舞，手里牵着童话里走出来的小公主；女儿依偎着妈妈，母女一起喝茶、涂指甲，诉说着内心最深处的秘密与梦想；慈祥的妈妈不但参与培养女童子军，主持家长、教师联谊会的事务，还要忙着在女儿的舞伴到来之前帮她准备好参加毕业舞会的礼服。
这些画面确实是美好又愉悦，然而却并不多见。
你能想象下面的场景吗？你那哺乳期的宝宝一直找不准乳头，哺乳渐渐成为母子共同的噩梦，两人从头哭到尾；你那蹒跚学步、动不停的小孩子根本不听话，不肯安分地与你共享幸福的阅读时光，你突然开始抱怨，生活就只能是猜谜语、读入门书吗？当孩子离开家上学去，你随即长舒一口气，觉得终于可以暂停演戏，可以好好泡个澡，躺在浴缸里喝杯红酒了。
这些事情会让我们曾经幻想的妈妈生活变得不那么完美吗？
当然不会，这样的日子才更真实！妈妈生活不是一组完美和谐的影像幻灯片，每张每页也不全是精彩。生活里有肮脏，也有焦虑；有美丽，也有艰辛；有惊喜，也有疲惫；有感恩，有愉悦，也有沮丧；这些共同构成了一个母亲的真实生活。那些满口都是妈妈生活多么美妙的人，要么是不敢承认，要么是吃了什么药吧。一个人敢于承认做妈妈不容易，并不是说她就是一个不负责任的坏妈妈。至少，我们不应该这样想。
我们都走在同一条路上。我们之前肯定有妈妈曾不耐烦地冲着孩子发飙，叫他们住嘴，也有妈妈曾幻想没有孩子的生活该多么美好，哪怕只是瞬间的念头。之前肯定有妈妈觉得做母亲是个太大的挑战，让她不堪重负，甚至怀疑自己根本不称职。当然，我们也不会是最后一个有这种想法的妈妈。
我们不会因为承认自身的软弱与缺点而失去什么。相反，我们还会得到更多。如果我们最终能够真实地生活，而不是演戏，我们必将成为更出色的母亲、妻子、女人。更何况，伪装又是为谁？希望所有的妈妈都别像我那样，在初为人母的数月里觉得如此孤独。在这世界上，与我们有着相同经历、相同感受的母亲有千千万万。找到彼此，才是我们所需要做的。
全世界的“不完美妈妈”们，团结起来！
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